We're listening.
Make it your company’s department Personalized links ↗
A personalized novelty page. Not a real customer-support inbox.
⌑ Private by design. Your words stay in your browser.
DEPARTMENTPLEASE TAKE A NUMBER
Give facilities something to do.
Optional cleanup · Equipment from $1Connecting to headquarters…
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Keep the bureaucracy running.
Help fund another completely unproductive workday.
A few very reasonable questions.
What is the Official Complaints Department?
A free, funny online complaint box for everyday frustrations. Write a complaint, submit it, and let our very unofficial management handle the paperwork. This is entertainment, not a real customer-support service.
Is submitting a complaint free?
Yes. No account or payment is needed. Optional tips support the site; optional cleanup purchases tidy the shared virtual office.
Can anyone read my complaint?
Your words stay in your browser. We track anonymous form counts to keep the shared office in sync, but never receive or store your complaint text. Shared links and certificates do not include it.
Can I make a department for my company or group chat?
Yes. Use Personalized links to add a company or team name, then send the link to friends. These are unofficial novelty pages, not affiliated with the named company.
How does the shared office work?
The office includes a starting backlog and occasional automated paperwork. Visitor submissions and automated batches add to the shared room; optional cleanups remove paper. The counter tracks forms, not unique visitors. Automated additions pause for 90 seconds after a paid cleanup.